Wednesday 6 April 2016

Funny Shayari in Hindi


Hello.... Guys, are you searching for Best of Best Funny Shayari. Then You are at the right place here you will get the best funny shayari in Hindi.

Shayari is the best way to express your feeling of fun and here we have a best Collection of funny Shayari in Hindi. If you are in funny mood and searching for the funny shayari, here you will get all kinds of funny shayari according to your mood.


















As you know shayari and sms are very useful way to share our feellings. funny Shayari are basically used when you feel fun. If you feel fun at this time so we have some best funny Shayari In Hindi for you. You can easily send funny Shayari In Hindi to your friends. If you want some funny Shayari In Hindi For enjoy then we have also some good shayari for your friends. You can select any funny Shayari For friends in below list.


Funny Shayari in Hindi



Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho,
Khushi kabhi kam naho,
Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de,
Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.



Thik hain Badal jaao tum,
 Lekin yeh yaad rakhna ki hum Badal Gaye toh tum karvate badalte rah jaaoge



Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.



Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolon ko murjhaate,
Aye jahan ko ghayal karne waale
Tum deodorant kyun nahi lagaate.



Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.



Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.



Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa



Bura aashiqi kaa ho haal,
Bigaare hai isne saare kaam,
Hum to A.B. mei rahe,
Baaki B.A. pass ho gaye!



Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain,
Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain,
Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil,
Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain



Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.



Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey!



लड़की –
बादल गरजे तो
तेरी याद आती है
सावन आने से
तेरी याद आती है
बारिश की बुंदों में
तेरी याद आती है

लड़का-
पता है पता है तेरी छतरी मेरे पास पड़ी है लौटा दुंगा, मर मत…


Lo G mera 1 Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Udher B ‘sitam’ ho Gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho Gaya.

Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah.
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain.



Aapke Yaad Main Ek Sher
Arz Hai.. Today Is Monday,
Tomorrow Is Manglwar,
Wah, Wah
Today Is Monday,
Tomorrow Is Manglwar,
I Miss U Yaar,
I Miss U Yaar..!



पति : फिर बैंगन! तुम्हें मालूम नहीं, ज्यादा बैंगन खाने से आदमी अगले जन्म में गधा बनता है।



Tanhai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
chale aate aankhon mein aasu vaise..
DAYA, pata lagao aakhir ye MUNNI BADNAAM hui to hui kaise?



Ek Bewafa Ke Yaad Mein Maine
Jam Utha Liya, Ek Bewafa Ke
Yaad Mein Maine Jam Utha liye,
Fir Lagaya Bread Pe, Fatafat
Kha Liye, Plzz Note: Saare
Aashiq Bevade Nhi Hote
Kuch Bhuke Bhi Hote Hai.!





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